Best Would You Rather Questions You Can Ever Ask Someone

In case you have ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are amazingly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you’re seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by introducing a dilemma of two equally horrid-appearing (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the world believes you did it?”

You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they pick what they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious situations, it’s their turn to produce a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the finest of two horrific scenarios.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a bit of originality. But it’s just as fun as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.

For a little inspiration, below are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.

 

 Best Would You Rather Questions You Can Ever Ask Someone

Would you rather gain pounds or be prohibited from the internet for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable child photograph of you be the issue of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather accidentally “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or cure a rare form of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real life edition of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the ability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the ability to find out why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the ability to see actual ghosts?

Would you rather lose all the photos you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all the publications you have?

Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead: Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same salary?

Would you rather have the last five photos in your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photograph you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your skill to provide a high-five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the ability to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather have the ability to see every text that was not sent to you or the ability to see every text that is about you?

Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but just have the ability to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be made to see your buddies just once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have infinite storage space in your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remainder of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every photograph on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?

Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each time you fart or heal any wound by crying at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the capacity to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s web history?

Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every woman?

Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi arguing against their points?

Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a doctor to get viral marketing from your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate by means of a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment got in a GIF that goes viral or face your biggest fear?

Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to update your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, gear, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and undetected?