‘Would you rather’ is a wonderful means of ascertaining the weirdness that is the real self. Since you’ll be able to run from ‘would you rather’, but trust me, you can not conceal….
1. Could you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?
2. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit -flavoured chocolate?
3. Could you shit on someone or have someone shit for you?
4. Would you rather have sex with nasty person a hideously or a delightful, fresh corpse?
5. Would you rather go vivid purple when embarrassed or perspiration so much you soak your clothes?
6. Would you rather fart each single time you laugh or burp every time you weep?
7. Could you kill your parents or eat your household pet?
8. Would you rather have sex with someone with really bad BO or really bad breath?
9. Could you see your other half in a porn video or your parents?
10. Could you rather cheat and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?
11. Would you rather wear someone else’s dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?
12. Could you rather have a 1-minute dialogue with your previous self or your future self?
13. Would you rather come back as a person or an animal, if you could reincarnate yourself?
14. Would you not have sex to get a year or have it every day of your life but not orgasm?
15. Could you rather be constantly itchy or constantly sticky?
16. Would you rather spend the day wearing socks that are wet or spend the day using a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?
17. Would you rather drink two litres of sweat or two litres of piss?
18. Can you rather lick on someone’s armpit or have somebody else lick your armpit?
19. Would you rather have a ten-inch long belly button that rocked for legs to music or accordions?
20. Would you have people watch you have sex or always rather be constantly nude?
21. Can you rather be just friends with someone you like or marry someone you loathe?
22. Could you rather be born using an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
23. Can you leave or rather never leave at the state and never return?
24. Would you eat poison ivy or a handful of wasps?
25. Can you rather be stranded on an island alone or together with the person you hate the most?
26. Could you crap yourself annually in every day in private or public?
27. Could you have an armpit between your legs or vaginas in your armpits?
28. Would you rather have a bell go off each and every time you’re horny or never get?
29. Can you rather function as the recipient of a bukkake party or throw a bukkake bash?
30. Would you rather drown or burn to death?
31. Could you work out your biggest regret or rather fulfil your biggest wish?
32. Would you rather drink a cup of your father’s sperm or your mum’s span blood?
33. Would you rather be a superhero or wizard?
34. Would you rather be a masculine woman or a womanly man?
35. Could you rather have an STI and never pass it on or have everyone believe you might have an STI?
36. Would you rather give birth pain-free throughout your vagina or painfully through your mouth?
37. Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them talk?
38. Would you rather be amazingly stupid or really ugly and incredibly beautiful and super intelligent?
39. Would you whisper all the time or rather shout constantly?
40. Would you rather be a snail that would never die or a tree that may feel pain?
41. Can you rather pay or get paid every time you have sex?
42. Would you rather be a homewrecker or be home busted up?
43. Can you rather never have to pee or do not need to shit?
44. Can you rather start to see the texts your ex wrote about you or have them see the texts you sent about them?
45. Would you rather eat an entire tub of butter or a complete jar of mayo?
46. Can you rather pee each time you stand up or poop every time you sit down?
47. Could you rather be an idiot that everybody considers or a prodigy that nobody believes?
48. Would you rather be eaten by maggots in the inside out or ants from the outside in?
49. Would you rather meet the love of your life knowing that they’ll never meet them or die in annually?
50. Could you rather possess the worst house in a neighbourhood that is fancy or the best house in a negative neighbourhood?
51. Can you be an associate of the Obama family or an associate of the Kardashian family?
52. Would you rather reside in the white house or Buckingham palace?
53. Would you live without tv or rather live without music?
54. Could you have diarrhoea through your wedding ceremony or on your own wedding night?
55. Would you rather live your own life over as the opposite sex or begin your lifetime over as a kid again?
56. Would you rather have a 2- inch member or man boobs?
57. Can you rather sit on a dick and eat cake (up your butt) or sit on a cake and eat a penis?
58. Would you rather pole dance naked for the parents or make out together?
59. Can you rather lick a strangers condom or eat a smattering maggots?
60. Can you rather die slowly or quickly ?
61. Could you rather paint a wall together with your knees or your face?
62. Can you rather have a runny nose for the rest of your life or cough after each and every word?
63. Can you rather have your brain transplanted into a robot’s body or an animal’s body of your choice?
64. Can you rather sneeze constantly or have hiccups all of the time?
65. Would you rather perish by a shark attack or a zombie assault?
66. Can you rather always forget who you’re or consistently forget who everyone else is?
67. Would you rather be entirely sober your life that is whole or show up to your own children’ commencement totally pissed?
68. Could need certainly to convey through charades for a week or you rather must say all of your sentences backwards?
69. Could you rather have a pause button in your lifetime or a rewind button?
70. Can you rather fight 100 duck sized one horse or horses sized duck?
71. Would rather be capable of speak to every language or creatures in the world?